This Is No Time To Be Sober - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents

with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents flanking each side

A retro isometric illustration in black and orange depicts a mid-century bowling alley with palm trees

flanked by "NOT MY FIRST" and "OR MY LAST

Distressed white bold block text below reads "SPEEDY" above "ERECTION CO" in large capitals

This Is No Time To Be Sober - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL with golden-yellow lightning bolt accentsGolf invented the only acceptable way for grown men to drive a tiny car through a park, drink beer at 10 AM, and call it a hobby. The sport's greatest innovation was putting a cooler where the athletic effort should be. The Details: Distressed black lowercase text reads "this is no time to be sober" in a bold, rounded retro typeface. A retro cartoon illustration below depicts a grinning man in a green cap, white polo, and khaki pants sitting in an