Let's Get Basted - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white block text in

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Let's Get Basted - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white block text inBasting a turkey is just a spa treatment for something that's already dead. Basting yourself with bourbon at the dinner table is the same concept, slightly better outcomes. The Details: Curved distressed cream retro text reads "LET'S GET BASTED" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn turkey faces right with a fanned tail in green, orange, and cream tones, standing on orange feet. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs