Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Bold cream block letters reading

Bold cream block letters reading "BOWL" overlay the diamonds

white block text reads "421 N

Commitment to the bit outlasts the eggnog every single year

" A navy blue vintage illustration of a batter in a cap marked "L" stands in a batting pose

Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Bold cream block letters readingRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY